Basically, I went to college to potentially earn $20k less than someone who didn’t. Not mad, just disappointed.
Velocibox is a twitch-heavy action game in a similar vein as Super Hexagon, but with swanky 3D tunnel running visuals and plenty of variety (in obstacles and aesthetics).
It’s worth noting that Velocibox is fast, very fast indeed (the GIFs above are not speeded up in any way). While hurtling along at break neck (if boxes had necks) speeds you’ll have to pull off mind-bending flips and spins that are sure to challenge even the most seasoned gamers. There’s a nice selection of obstacles in Velocibox too, so it’s not just a case of flipping from wall to wall, there’s always something unexpected up ahead to keep you on your toes.
It’s an enjoyable and very challenging game, with a steep difficulty curve. Who’d of thought a humble box could be capable of such speeds?
Bounty Hounds Online is a Sci-Fi MMORPG with with large scale 100vs100 battles, daily and weekly PvP and PvE events, futuristic vehicles and transforming mech-pets – including velociraptors, dragons and wolves.
It’s a good looking game that put’s a large emphasis on the pets, with them all able to transform into an epic robot form. The game features 6 playable classes with unique combat abilities. You can also craft, upgrade your gear, ride a futuristic motorcycle, or glide on a hoverboard across our beautifully designed maps. Form guilds and alliances and participate in territory wars, as well as defending against T-Rex invasions.
NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE
NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR MONEY
WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM
NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB
NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE
NEED CAR FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR CAR
GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME
ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES
ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM
NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME
It got better
So, my 26th birthday happened very recently. My brother gave me a gift and I thought it was too awesome not to share with the internet.
For those who aren’t aware, my brother is sick… really, very sick. I’ve been stressing over it for the past two years, because my brother and I haven’t had the best relationship. It really wasn’t until I left the house for college, that we started playing games or doing things together more often. I worry about the time I have left with him, and it’s events and memories, like this present, that make me forget about the future and allow me to be happy for a while.
This may not even be that funny to you, the reader, but to me it’s funny, brilliant, and something I’m going to cherish and remember for the rest of my life.
Part 1:I come into the kitchen and he comes out of his room to give me my birthday present.
I open the envelope and find $50 worth of L.O.L gift cards. This is awesome, because it’s a game we both are into, even though I can rarely play. Also, holy crap that’s a lot of riot points.
Next, I read the card. Not hillarious, but when is crapping yourself not funny. I can feel something inside the card. I open it up.
Part 3:Inside, I find an unopened deck of yu-gi-oh cards. I’m thinking “oh cool, that’s the first card game we ever played together. I forgot we grew up on this shit. This is….”
Before I can even finish my thought, the little shit backs 5ft away, points at me and yells, “IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’VE TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD! HAHAHAHA!”
…my brother is 22… and that laughter was maniacal, which made the whole gag even more hillarious to me.
After the internal, “God damnit, I can’t believe you made that joke” moment, I laughed my ass off for a few good minutes.
When we calmed down, he told me he was going to buy pokemon cards but didn’t think of it until later. His plan was, once I triggered the trap card, and he said his bit, he was going to throw pokemon cards at me and yell, “AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!”
….next year he says…. next year.
Needless to say I love the son of a bitch.
Tumblr, please help me devise a greater pun filled gift for my bro next June.
A woman flirted with me for the first time in my life today. Knowledge acquired, experience gained. Self-esteem level up.